how to open a bottle of champagne,
the same respect as a loaded gun.
and place a flute glass ready on the table.
I trust my small tutorials will be of use and my lawyer insists that I remind you,
no blame can be laid at my door for injuries due to any circumstance.
Gases under pressure are very powerful forces of nature
and we mess with them at our peril.
Wire can be rather sharp
and persons of low intellect and gentle habits should not attempt
any of these tasks without an informed and resolute adult in attendance.
Your very humble servant
Dr Algernon Crupper.